SALUTE
Prepare for this weeks final mission before xmas....
You will be issued with whatever aircraft we have availiable.....
You will recieve your standard 25% fuel & 1/3 amount of bullets, however, I have been instructed to supply you with more ammo, so you will also recieve a rifle, 4 bullets, 2 bayonets & a banana....use them wisely.....
A box of medals has also arrived.....& I will post what medals have been earned so far by your cut-throats.....
If it where for me, I would slice your heads off like a good Salami & present it to the Emperor.....but you don't deserve this honour & your bridging skills are still required.
So count yourself lucky......be prepared to commit the final sacrifice.....or face the bushido or even worse....the banana!!
S 8O
Kaka.....Malingueros mercenarios
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I suggest to replace the first item in the next image with the second one:REDVO ha scritto:however, I have been instructed to supply you with more ammo, so you will also recieve a rifle, 4 bullets, 2 bayonets & a banana....use them wisely.....
it could be more userful in close combat against Biggles & CO....
His Excellency Redvo,
please erase the BANANA from our war equipment since we don't know how it could be useful, other than make it land on the enemy runway causing havoc on JAVA's lines.
If this is not possible, please substitute the banana with a KATANA at least we will be able to cut the wood for the bridges faster!
By the way.... the mechanich you've left to us is strangely attracted by all these bananas and is always in his tent!!! Our airplanes are fullfilled in the engines and machineguns with remnants of bananas and the smell of this fruit is contagious on board.... we had pieces of it also in the oxygen masks!
please erase the BANANA from our war equipment since we don't know how it could be useful, other than make it land on the enemy runway causing havoc on JAVA's lines.
If this is not possible, please substitute the banana with a KATANA at least we will be able to cut the wood for the bridges faster!
By the way.... the mechanich you've left to us is strangely attracted by all these bananas and is always in his tent!!! Our airplanes are fullfilled in the engines and machineguns with remnants of bananas and the smell of this fruit is contagious on board.... we had pieces of it also in the oxygen masks!
SALUTE
Kagaitooo......bY the blessed Emperor himself.....you dare mock the humble banana???
This is a fearsome weapon .....if used correctly you will have the enemy running for there dear lives....or who doesn't fear a good bannana!!! 8O
Thunder....you will be supplied with a crate of this bananas.....different sizes & shapes............use them wisely......& you will come back with a kill......
For this insolence......I will replace the rope that ties your wrist to your ankle with a chain......
The Emperor is kind with you round eyed pirates.....
S.
Kagaitooo......bY the blessed Emperor himself.....you dare mock the humble banana???
This is a fearsome weapon .....if used correctly you will have the enemy running for there dear lives....or who doesn't fear a good bannana!!! 8O
Thunder....you will be supplied with a crate of this bananas.....different sizes & shapes............use them wisely......& you will come back with a kill......
For this insolence......I will replace the rope that ties your wrist to your ankle with a chain......
The Emperor is kind with you round eyed pirates.....
S.