Koss & A-Team.....don't forget tonight's mission, I've even ordered that you be served a double portion of rice if you do good & bring those crates back in 1 piece & not 'riddled' in holes.
After two week eating small cups of rice, we are so weak that we couldn't identify friendly or enemy airplane...... :nut: :nut:
I suggest an immediate treatment based on steaks, beer, (wine in option), cigars, coffee, money and .... girls......... to avoid dangerous and "fortuituous " friendly fire....... :evilgrin:
we request pasta and sausages as meal not only for us but also for Steinhoff! Also, please give back to Thunder his rice meal , otherwise we are going to have a starving Kamikaze on next attack and this would not please our great and holy mighty Emperor!
Kakka! Watashi wa Thunder Desu! I'll take my last dish of rice and the only one vergin granted to me from your majesty the Mighty Emperor and after a inglorious night of badly english lenguage and many problems at my computer.....I'll execute a kamikaze mission to fight for my honor! For rise my reputation in front of my Great Emperor Redvo-sama!
I'll Take more spagetti and pizzas explosives and I'll crash myself and my Ki-43 on the enemy carrier to demostrate the italian version of the "Aerial Martial Art of Bushido"
If I fail and my life will be safe in a inglorious victory, i'll pay with the sum execution of the harakiri
Our great Emperor has heard about your great exploits last night...& he smiled....he was even going to send a team of his 'Elite Geisha's' to massage your sore bodies during those sweaty jungle nights .....but then.....he heard about how this one so called 'THUNDER'....did not carry out his pre-flight checks....and............
So....he has instead ordered me not to be so gentle with you round eye's.......he has ordered the 'Geishas' to my tent instead.....& i will have to sacrifice my body for the Emperor .....again
He has given me instructions to reduce your rice again & to encorouge you through more bridgebuilding hours......
He has given me instructions to reduce your rice again & to encorouge you through more bridgebuilding hours......
Message received........ :;-(:
Next mission we will try to convince The Great Emperor to pay attention to our requests, flying over His Majesty's Palace aboard a Betty-bomber, with fragmentation bombs payload..........
I have no time for you round eyes..... I can barerley feel my legs ......this elite 'Geishas' insist in teaching me more techniques......the emperor is very good with me.....